What are we? It’s a question most guys loathe. It’s a question that, frankly, even I loathe a bit. According to Urban Dictionary a DTR is as follows:
Understanding what a relationship is is a key facet to feeling comfortable and able to grow within its confines. I’ve been seeing a new guy recently, thanks Tinder and its going very well. Sure, I met him on Tinder, but we also had a boatload of mutual friends to the point that it was weird we’d never met in real life. We haven’t been seeing each other long, but I can sense that there’s something different about this budding relationship than any of the others I’ve been in this past year. Without any words, any form of DTR, I’ve started to feel attached to him.
But, I woke up this morning in an unfamiliar bed and I felt disillusioned. The guy kissed the back of my neck and I pulled away. For a moment I considered kissing him back, but I knew I didn’t want to. It wasn’t just that I was hungover as fuck, or that he didn’t look how I remembered or even that I was worried my breath would smell like a million Fireball shots. I was upset because I knew what bed I would have wanted to end up in last night and it was not that guy. Why did it feel so wrong to wake up in a different guy’s bed, though? I’m single. But, I guess in a way I’m not totally single. Usually that wouldn’t bother me a bit. We haven’t DTRed, hell we haven’t even been seeing one another that long. So, why did I feel guilty for my drunken transgression?
I had officially waltzed into the land of accidental mental monogamy. It’s unsaid, but it’s there. We haven’t talked about it, but we don’t have to talk about it. He texts me good morning and I see him everyday. He says things like “I can’t wait to really pleasure you” and in this giddy school girl sort of way I just can’t stop thinking about him. In my mind, I am no longer single not because I’m not single, but because at the end of the day I truly don’t have any desire to see anyone else. Never thought I’d hear myself say that one.
He’s kind and thoughtful and a lot of other adjectives which sound empty and meaningless unless you actually know the person. He fills those words with life. Am I getting too gushy for you? Sorry- He also has stellar arms which I can’t wait to ravage me.
I’m lying in bed in my oversized flannel with my ceiling fan on and he’s texting me and I can’t stop smiling. I don’t want to see anyone else right now. Usually I boy juggle to make myself feel more secure. If he doesn’t work out, so what I have three more right? But, with LongHairBoy it’s different. I feel totally comfortable with him. I can’t see other people. Not because he told me I can’t or even because I know that he isn’t. I can’t because I don’t want to. I didn’t even realize it had happened until this morning when I felt disgusted by the other human in bed with me. I genuinely had no desire to be with anyone else and hell I even felt a little guilty about it.
I’m supposed to see him later tonight and I’m sort of nervous. I usually jump into sex too fast and I don’t want to do that with him. I’ve had my period as a reason for not doing it, not that he’s been pressuring me, but that has officially ceased. I think that it’s time we talked about actual monogamy and from what I can tell by his demeanor he won’t be opposed to it. I feel comfortable telling him I don’t just want to jump right into sex.
I’m going to give this monogamy thing another go. Hopefully this time works out better than all my disastrous attempts of yesteryear. Maybe it will help that I met this guy on Tinder? How ironic.